Do you vomit when you open the paper?
Are you sick from what the Prophet's gonna say?
Are you paralyzed by the Ministry's lies?
It'd be nice to get some real news today,

They're not telling the truth!
Here's what we can do...
Save the Quibbler from the Ministry's reach
Make your voice heard, get on your feet
We lose our power when we lose our voice
You can't let Cornelius Fudge make your choice!

The Ministry's acting like our big brother
Well, more like Percy, 'cause Bill is pretty cool
We're not brainwashed, like Gilderoy Lockhart
'Cause we won't accept just anyone's lies or rules

'Cause they're not telling the truth!
Here's what we're gonna do...
Save the Quibbler from the Ministry's reach
Make your voice heard, get on your feet
We lose our power when we lose our voice
You can't let Cornelius Fudge make your choice!

Save the Quibbler from the Ministry's reach
Make your voice heard, get on your feet
We lose our power when we lose our voice
You can't let Rufus Scrimgeour steal your voice!

Save the Quibbler from the Ministry's reach
Make your voice heard, get on your feet
We lose our power when we lose our voice
You can't let Cornelius Fudge make your choice!

Save the Quibbler from the Ministry's reach
Make your voice heard, get on your feet
We lose our power when we lose our voice
You can't let The Daily Prophet make your choice!

Save the Quibbler!
Save the Quibbler!
Save the Quibbler!