I guess it's too late for me to mention
That dad really should've been paying attention
Then he would've seen the snake coming down the hall
A snake inside the Ministry of Magic
The consequences were pretty tragic
We're lucky our napping dad survived at all

It sucked when dad was bitten by Nagini
He should've been awake instead of dreaming
It sucked that dad was bitten by Voldemort's snake
I guess he knows now to pay attention
Especially on a secret mission
We don't want our dad to nearly die again

So thanks to Harry the Order found him
But he had taken quite a pounding
He looked like a pincushion with red hair
He thought he would try some muggle stitches
And mom showed him what a pissed off witch is
Dad won't meddle in muggle medicine again

It sucked when dad was bitten by Nagini
He should've been awake instead of dreaming
It sucked that dad was bitten by Voldemort's snake
I guess he knows now to pay attention
Especially on a secret mission
We don't want our dad to nearly die again

It sucked when dad was bitten by Nagini
It could've taken his eye or even his weenie
It sucked that dad was bitten by Voldemort's snake
I guess he knows now to pay attention
Or he could look down and something be missing
We don't want our dad to nearly die again