My joystick is burning and I don't know what to do
I'm running out of lives and the enemy is coming through
The black zombie of darkness wants to eat me alive
But the owner of the shop says "no more games tonight!!"

Go… Yoshi and save Mario

Far away from the LanHouse
I lost my soul in the Counter Strike
Far away from the LanHouse
No more games tonight…

Now I'm really broken and I didn't get all the rings
The ghosts are all around me and the bleeding skull sings
I'm fighting with the orcs, locked in a pyramid
I hate pretty heroes wanna to kill Alex Kid

Go… Dhalsim, show me your Yoga Fire