This should be right, but don't quote me on that!  At least it's got the lyric and everything!!!!!!!!
standard tuning.

Verse:
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|---5---------5----5----5----5----5----------|
|---5---------5----5----5----5----5----------|
|---3---------3----3----3----3----3-----3--2-|
Now come one, come all, to this tragic affair

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|----2-----2---2--------2---2-------2--2---|
|----2-----2---2--------2---2-------2--2---|
|1---0-----0---0--------0---0-------0--0---|
 Wipe off that make up, for sin is to spare

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|2--11--------11--11---------11---11------11--11-|
|2--11--------11--11---------11---11------11--11-|
|0--9---------9---9----------9----9-------9---9--|
 So throw on the black dress mix in with the lot

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|----------10-------10-10-----10-----10-------10----10-|
|----------10-------10-10-----10-----10-------10----10-|
|----------8--------8--8------8------8--------8-----8--|
 You Might wake up and notice you're something your not


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|---5---------5----5----5----5----5----------|
|---5---------5----5----5----5----5----------|
|---3---------3----3----3----3----3-----3--2-|
If you look in the mirror and don't like what you see

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|----2-----2---2--------2---2-------2--2---|
|----2-----2---2--------2---2-------2--2---|
|1---0-----0---0--------0---0-------0--0---|
 You can find out first hand what it's like to be me,

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|2--11--------11--11---------11---11------11--11-|
|2--11--------11--11---------11---11------11--11-|
|0--9---------9---9----------9----9-------9---9--|
So gather 'round piggies and kiss this goodbye,

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|----------10-------10-10-----10-----10-------10----10-|
|----------10-------10-10-----10-----10-------10----10-|
|----------8--------8--8------8------8--------8-----8--|
 I encourage your smiles, I expect you won't cry,

Chorus w/ heavy distortion:
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|--5--5--5--5-7-9-7-5-2--2--2--3--2--11-11-11-1112-11-10-10-10-1012-|
|--5--5--5--5-7-9-7-5-2--2--2--3--2--11-11-11-1112-11-10-10-10-1012-|
|--3--3--3--3-5-7-5-3-0--0--0--1--0--9--9--9--9-10-9--8--8--8--8-10-|

Verse:
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|---5---------5----5----5----5----5----------|
|---5---------5----5----5----5----5----------|
|---3---------3----3----3----3----3-----3--2-|
Another contusion, My funeral jag,

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|----2-----2---2--------2---2-------2--2---|
|----2-----2---2--------2---2-------2--2---|
|1---0-----0---0--------0---0-------0--0---|
Here's my resignation, I'll serve it in drag

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|2--11--------11--11---------11---11------11--11-|
|2--11--------11--11---------11---11------11--11-|
|0--9---------9---9----------9----9-------9---9--|
You've got front row seats to the penitence, but

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|----------10-------10-10-----10-----10-------10----10-|
|----------10-------10-10-----10-----10-------10----10-|
|----------8--------8--8------8------8--------8-----8--|
When I grow up I want to be nothing at all

Chorus w/ heavy distortion:
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|--5--5--5--5-7-9-7-5-2--2--2--3--2--11-11-11-1112-11-10-10-10-1012-|
|--5--5--5--5-7-9-7-5-2--2--2--3--2--11-11-11-1112-11-10-10-10-1012-|
|--3--3--3--3-5-7-5-3-0--0--0--1--0--9--9--9--9-10-9--8--8--8--8-10-|
I said yeah, Yeah, Say yeah, Yeah, Come on, Give me your hand in my 
hand
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|--5--5--5--5-7-9-7-5-2--2--2--3--2--11-11-11-1112-11-10-10-10-1012-|
|--5--5--5--5-7-9-7-5-2--2--2--3--2--11-11-11-1112-11-10-10-10-1012-|
|--3--3--3--3-5-7-5-3-0--0--0--1--0--9--9--9--9-10-9--8--8--8--8-10-|
Tell me that your, Tell me that one day,

Outro

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|-8-8-8-8-10-10-10-10-12-12-12-12-13-13-13-13-|
If you can hear me, just walk away.