D
1. The car won't start, it's falling apart,
                                 G
    I was late for work and the boss got smart.
        D
    My pantyline shows, got a run in my hose,
                        G
    my hair went flat, man I hate that.
          D
2. Just when I thought things couldn't get worse,
                     G
    I realized I forgot my purse.
          D
    With all this stress I must confess,
          C                  G
    this could be worse than PMS.
    This job ain't worth the pay, can't wait till the end of the day.
A
    Hey, Honey I'm on my way,  hey!   hey!      hey!hey!
 D
Honey, I'm home and I had a hard day,
  
pour me a cold one and oh, by the way,
 A
rub my feet, gimme something to eat,
fix me up my favorite treat.
 D
Honey, I'm back, my head's killing me,
    
I need to relax and watch TV,
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get off the phone give the dog a bone. 
                     D
Hey!hey! Honey, I'm home!

       D
3. I broke a nail opening the mail,
                                G
    I cursed out loud cause it hurt like hell.
          D
    This job's a pain it's so mundane,
        C               G
    it sure don't stimulate my brain.
    This job ain't worth the pay, can't wait till the end of the day.
A
    Hey, Honey I'm on my way,   hey!  hey!      hey!hey!
    + REFRAIN     + Oh, rub my neck will you,  + D - G - D - G
     A
    Hey, hey hey, hey, hey, !
              + D - G        D     G            
+ REFRAIN               I'm home.     That feels much better !